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elyse DeLucci is a stand-up comedian & writer based in NYC. she’s formerly a chief digital officer, so she made this website herself. yay for power moms. all rights reserved. 2024.

Elyse Delucci

mother * SISTER * BEST FRIEND * NEIGHBOR* (FORMER) CORPORATE EXECUTIVE * DIVORCEE * COPARENT * STAND-UP COMEDIAN.

MY DAUGHTERS KINDERGARTEN TEACHER TOLD ME I WAS A HOT MESS EXPRESS. LOVE TO LOVE YA.

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